I bought a candle the other day and here's the conversation that followed.
-That's cool Mom. I can scratch my name in it!
- Nice, but let's not ok?
-What's it made of Mom?
- Wax.
- Ear wax?! Disgusting!!
-No, no... you know, like bee's wax.
*thoughful silence*
-You mean, Bee's ear wax?!!